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Welcome to Best of the Week, written on a cloudy morning at Sisters Beach, Tasmania.

Happy Start a Rumor Day for tomorrow.

Today’s writing soundtrack: Bruce Springsteen - Only the Strong Survive. Speaking of rumors, apparently he’s on The Project on Monday night. I wonder if an Australian tour is afoot.

Today: This morning’s developments in Musk’s Twitter …